| Acronym | Description |
| $0.02 | just my 2 cents worth |
| aamof | as a matter of fact |
| ack | acknowledge |
| adn | any day now |
| afaik | as far as i know |
| afair | as far as i remember |
| afk | away from keyboard |
| aka | also known as |
| asap | as soon as possible |
| asl | age sex location |
| atm | at the moment |
| attn | attention |
| atty | a thousand thank yous |
| bfn | bye for now |
| bofh | bastard operator from hell |
| brb | be right back |
| btbt | been there, broke that |
| btdt | been there, done that |
| btw | by the way |
| bykt | but you knew that |
| diy | do it yourself |
| eod | end of discussion |
| eof | end of file |
| eol | end of line |
| eot | end of thread |
| esosl | endless snorts of stupid laughter |
| esp | especially |
| eta | estimated time of arrival |
| faq | frequently asked questions |
| foad | fuck off and die |
| fubar | fucking unfair beyond all recognition |
| ftf | face to face |
| fud | fear, uncertainty, doubt |
| fwiw | for what it's worth |
| fyi | for your information |
| hth | hope that helps |
| hsik | how should i know |
| iac | in any case |
| ianal | i am not a lawyer |
| ibtd | i beg to differ |
| iirc | if i remember correctly |
| imo | in my opinion |
| imho | in my humble opinion |
| imnsho | in my not so humble opinion |
| imco | in my considered opinion |
| imo | in my opinion |
| iow | in other words |
| istm | it seems to me |
| istr | i seem to remember |
| jat | just a thought |
| jftr | just for the record |
| lmao | laughing my ass off |
| lol | laughing out loud |
| loml | love of my life, light of my life (used to describe so) |
| ltns | long time no see |
| motd | message of the month |
| nak | not acknowledged |
| np | no problem |
| nrn | no reply necessary |
| ot | off topic |
| otoh | on the other hand |
| pebkac | problem exists between keyboard and chair |
| pita | pain in the ass |
| pov | point of view |
| ppl | people |
| rfc | request for comment |
| rak | random act of kindness |
| re | regarding |
| rl | real life |
| rotfl | rolling on the floor laughing |
| rotflmao | rolling on the floor laughing my ass off |
| rtfm | read the fucking manual |
| rtmf | read the manual first |
| ryfm | read your "fine" manual |
| scnr | sorry could not resist |
| sda | standard disclaimers apply |
| so | significant other (refers to spouse, girl- or boyfriend) |
| swmbo | she who must be obeyed |
| tia | thanks in advance |
| trdmc | tears running down my cheeks |
| ttyl | talk to you later |
| tyvm | thank you very much |
| wombat | waste of money, brains and time |
| wrt | with regard to, with respect to |
| wtf | what the fuck |
| wth | what the hell, what the heck |
| ymmv | your mileage may vary |